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Two people I’ve worked with in the past confess not to using any sort of social media (outside of linked in for CV posts) on the basis of too much information can be a bad thing. Indeed most social media watchers, users, analysts etc will tell you that “keeping it real” is an essential part of maintaining an engaged audience. But as in real life, can one be “too transparent”?

Enter the curious case of James Andrews, VP at public relations agency Ketchum, and a guy who calls himself “The Key Influencer” both on his blog and on Twitter. While visiting client FedEx in Memphis, James apparently has a row with a local, and turns to twitter to, shall we say, voice his displeasure with the locals:

For those unfamiliar with FedEx’s culture, here’s a bit of background: one of founder Fred Smith’s priorities was to creat a company culture which is socially activist.  FedEx employees often engage in community activities and charity events. They take a great deal of pride in their community, as as you can no doubt imagine, James’ tweet was considered a bit of a digital kick in the groin. Blogger David Henderson later broke the news that a FedEx employee following Andrews on Twitter ran the message up the corporate flagpole. FedEx corporate promptly zapped over to James’ inbox the following email response:

Mr. Andrews,

If I interpret your post correctly, these are your comments about Memphis a few hours after arriving in the global headquarters city of one of your key and lucrative clients, and the home of arguably one of the most important entrepreneurs in the history of business, FedEx founder Fred Smith.

Many of my peers and I feel this is inappropriate. We do not know the total millions of dollars FedEx Corporation pays Ketchum annually for the valuable and important work your company does for us around the globe. We are confident however, it is enough to expect a greater level of respect and awareness from someone in your position as a vice president at a major global player in your industry. A hazard of social networking is people will read what you write.

Not knowing exactly what prompted your comments, I will admit the area around our airport is a bit of an eyesore, not without crime, prostitution, commercial decay, and a few potholes. But there is a major political, community, religious, and business effort underway, that includes FedEx, to transform that area. We’re hopeful that over time, our city will have a better “face” to present to visitors.

James, everyone participating in today’s event, including those in the auditorium with you this morning, just received their first paycheck of 2009 containing a 5% pay cut… which we wholeheartedly support because it continued the tradition established by Mr. Smith of doing whatever it takes to protect jobs.

Considering that we just entered the second year of a U.S. recession, and we are experiencing significant business loss due to the global economic downturn, many of my peers and I question the expense of paying Ketchum to produce the video open for today’s event; work that could have been achieved by internal, award-winning professionals with decades of experience in television production.

Additionally Mr. Andrews, with all due respect, to continue the context of your post; true confession: many of my peers and I don’t see much relevance between your presentation this morning and the work we do in Employee Communications.

(Signed as a personal message by a member of the FedEx Corporate Communications team)

There’s been a good discussion on several blogs (David Henderson’s , Jeremiah Owyang’s, and Peter Shankman to name a few) as well as from FedEx employees on Twitter here and here. As the conversation developed on Twitter, James first stood firm and tried to develop context, but later reversed course and  apologized on this own blog. Even Andrew’s wife got into the fray with a blog post aptly titled “That’s my Man You’re Talking About!” (that’s is really all the post contains). Jeremiah Owyang was quick to point out that the FedEx response was pretty severe. I would normally agree, except for one important detail..

He Calls Himself the “Key Influencer”, and He Was in Memphis to Coach FedEx on Using Social Media.

Jeremiah’s a smart cookie and his radar normally spot-on, but I believe he missed the point here. So did Gawker. Consider this: if I provide medical advice, and my advice turns out to be bogus, I’m not likely to get sued, because obviously I’m not a medical professional. But a doctor has a higher degree of accountability. Generally said, the consequences of an epic fail are mostly slight provided you’re not an expert in what you’re flubbing.  Now James may be a sharp guy and talented, but a guy who makes a living coaching others on social media use needs to understand that clients read tweets (a lesson he won’t soon forget, I imagine).  And it’s not like dust ups of this sort haven’t happened before; there’s plenty of history to learn from. The FedEx response author was correct in pointing out that the benefit .. and downside.. of social media is that people will read what you write. Twitter is a key influencer.

Key Takeaways from the Tweet that Shook Fedex

  • If you’re an “expert,” be one. If you make a living teaching or consulting on social media, be prepared to take some serious heat if you misuse social media. You have a higher degree of responsibility, because by definition, you should know what you’re doing. This isn’t quite a fiduciary duty, but something close to it.
  • Be honest, Be conversational. There are some “gurus” I don’t follow, because their social media use involves advertising and self-promotion, not conversation. I’ll give James this: he was honest and that’s something most of us appreciate.
  • Praise liberally, criticize constructively. This one isn’t just a good social media practice, it’s good sense. Had James written something to the tune of “This city really needs investment in urban centers”, I doubt the reaction would have been as brutal. It doesn’t matter if Memphis looks awful or not; how he said (not what he said) created the row.
  • Focus. It’s understandable if James was annoyed with a local and wanted to Tweet about it. But he should have tongue-lashed the local jerk who provoked his anger, not the city in general.
  • An errant tweet or post can become a lightning rod for other axes to grind . In this case, it’s clear some folks at FedEx weren’t entirely happy or didn’t understand the value of Ketchum’s work. James’ lapse in judgement gave them the perfect outlet to question the value of the business relationship openly. The same can happen to any of us.
  • Ask questions, get context. This isn’t all one-sided. Fedex’s response was far too severe and yet inadequate. Someone at corporate should have asked James why he thinks Memphis is an awful place to live.  Twitter’s 140 character limit somewhat limits context, which FedEx employees should have understood. Besides, a group of people interested in making Memphis the best city it can be should welcome outside points of view. When we stop welcoming criticsm, however painful it may be to hear, we stop improving. Maybe that lesson can incorporated into James’ next coaching session with FedEx, provided they’re still a client.

wotlk

Having trouble getting your laptop fixed today? You’re not alone. Blizzard Entertainment took a massive digital dump on IT departments all over the country today with its 12:00AM release of Wrath of the Lich King, which is the latest installment in the massively mutliplayer online timewaster World of Warcraft.

The outbreak of productivity drain will follow the same pattern of “Prequelitis“, the phenomenon which gripped IT departments when so many IT guys called in sick the day after a midnight showing of The 1999 Star Wars prequel movie The Phantom Menace.

In other words, today is basically the day after a night binge drinking. For geeks.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Death Knight to create.

There’s a row of mailboxes here where I live, with a small wastebasket nearby where folks toss junk mail. Here’s a recent picture of that wastebasket’s contents …

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This is one of those cute, quirky things I found at Gizmodo and figured I’d share here. It looks like the folks at the iPhone manufacturing facility get a bit bored of the routine and take their pictures with the phones they’re building. This photo turned up on a brand new UK iPhone:

Surprise!

Hi, I built your phone

Funny enough one of these pictures was set as the wallpaper. Aaaaaaawwwww!

Update: Looks like a couple of Chinese blogs have also picked up the story. It probably won’t be long before the young lady pictured here realizes she’s internet-famous.

Someone remixed the “Beijing Welcomes You” soundtrack to a World of Warcraft video. Totally Nerderrific:

.. and a bargain at only $999.

Update: some folks can’t take a joke apparently, although it’s funny that this is causing an uproar.

Courtesy of “41 hilarious science fair experiments“, I’d like to introduce you to the next Bob Parsons.

FAIL.

It’s always fun to see the mainstream websites adopt tools like Ajax, RESTful Web Services, widely in use by Web 2.0, especially since I contribute my bit to spreading the gospel in the enterprise. But sometimes things can get a little wacky unless you plan your work and then work to the plan. I coach prospects and clients to envision the end goal in terms of metrics (20% increase in customers, 30% less time wasted, etc.), then work backwards from there to develop a workable plan. In other words, Ajax for the sake of ajax makes no sense.

The folks at Hema (Holland’s Target) are either brilliant, or have been hitting the cannabis a bit much. They’ve put up a pretty wild website, which is viral on one hand because people are blogging about it, but also annoying because you can’t skip the circus and head straight to the buying.

The screenie below is what the default website looks like – click below, load the website, and give it a few seconds before all hell breaks loose on your screen.

By the way, notice their word for portable radio is “ghettoblaster”. Hysterical.

DUDE, I INVENTED THE FRIGGIN IPHONE.

“Fake Steve Jobs” (aka Forbes magazine writer Dan Lyons) was recently outted in August as the author behind the wildly popular The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. Linked in recently sponsored a night with the real Guy Kawasaki conducting an open interview with Fake Steve Jobs (“FSJ”) this evening at the Computer History Museum. We were even lucky enough to have the sleuth who tracked him down in attendance: Brad Stone joined the conversation on stage during the interview. That’s Dan Lyons in the middle below with Brad to his right. Feel free to click on the picture for a small set of photos I took during the session.

I’ve taken a few snippets of the interview which turned out ot be a bit more of a stand up comedy routine. These notes were taken from my iPhone, mind you, so I’ve paraphrased a tiny bit in a few cases. Here are a few choice Q&A soundbites (from both Guy and the crowd) as Dan Lyons discusses everything from his unveiling to his relationship with Apple.

Did you leak your identity to sell more books?

No, I didn’t mean for the blog to become some kind of icon or something… it was accidental. I started FSJ simply because I wanted to learn how to use Blogger. I picked it up and dropped it after a while, figuring interest would die down once I stopped posting. The result was just the opposite: I kept getting emails from people asking why I stopped. I even received emails from people who wanted to encourage “Steve” to continue blogging.. they actually thought I was the real Steve Jobs!

The only attempt to cash in on the blog was this lame-o idea to sell Fake Steve Jobs t-shirts on Cafepress. The t-shirts are so camp, they’re worth buying simply for the comedic value of them. I sold a total of 4 shirts my first day, all of which were to Katie Cotton who works in public relations at Apple. I was totally expecting to hear from their lawyers after that. Somehow, amazingly, I never did.

Did you do any research on Steve Jobs to add to the authenticity of the blog?

Not at first, although eventually I did spend hours gathering info on Steve on the web, and also read up a bit. I started to realize how big this had gotten when the New York Times wrote a piece on Steve Jobs.

Was the unmasking intentional?

No way. In fact, I was on my way to a retreat in Maine to shut out the world and focus on writing my book when I got the call from Brad Stone. I told my wife the next few days would be crazy and she was pissed!

Brad, how did you figure out it was Dan?

(Brad hops up from the stage after Guy Kawasaki recognizes him and asks him to come up).

I was interested in playing sleuth and compiled a list of people who were likely suspects (including the real Steve), but I eventually dropped the matter entirely. My interest in finding out the writer’s identity re-surfaced once I started attending conferences and found everyone was buzzing about FSJ. Eventually I started putting the pieces together when I noticed similar writing patterns on the floating point blog. A big clue was the fact that the floating point blog was a naked broadside attack on open source software. *laughs*

What’s your take on the other fake blogs? There’s a fake Steve Ballmer out there now, among others.

Well, maybe the writer is a Microsoft employee or something – afterall, Ballmer probably figured if there is a fake Steve, there has to be a fake Baller too, right? although his running around on stage flapping his arms around probably is enough of a parody on Ballmer. No additional humor needed.

What’s funny about these fake blogs is that sometimes they’re picked up in traditional media as legitimate stories. The funniest example was the fake Al Sharpton blog, which defended Michael Vick’s recent dogfighting troubles. The story involved fake Sharpton stating that if a white quarterback coordinated fights between dolphins with spears attached to their beaks, the media would have given him a pass. As ridiculous as it sounds, MSNBC picked up the story and reported on “Al Sharpton” defending Michael Vick! *laughs*

Have you ever met Steve Jobs?

No, never. I get asked that all the time. People also keep asking me if a single day passes where I haven’t thought of Steve Jobs. When I think back,not a single day has gone by in the last year and a half where I haven’t thought of Steve. Isn’t that fucked up?! It’s like I have a man crush on him or something. *laughs*

But Steve Jobs is a facsinating personality in that he creates buzz regardless of what he does. I’m not talking about facebook buzz bullshit – this man has an actual company which makes real products! *laughs*

Even Forbes bought into the buzz. Believe it or not, they emailed FSJ once and wrote to me that while they don’t know who I am, I obviously know the silicon valley inside out, and they would liek me t work for them. (Note: Dan Lyons worked for Forbes at the time) So I figured I’d write back and ask them how much the job pays!